I'm a conjoined twin. Not really, but at the state level my records and my sister's are. The lady we talked to said that someone probably thought it was a mistake and combined them. I can just imagine that thought process. "Oh look! 2 people with the same last name, but completely different first names and descriptions! They must be the same person! *combined* There, all better! The Nut Fucks save the world once again!" Yes, I am referring to them as the Nut Fucks now. (Maybe they'll make an appearance in Winston.)
At least we'll get it all straightened out on Tuesday and hopefully I'll get my ID in time for Sakura Con. If not I'm fucked. I don't think they'll accept an abstract for my birth certificate. Which reminds me. After I graduate I'm going to get my actual certificate.