I found a phone receiver at school and decided to write a comic about him. The format is 1-3 panel black and white strips. I will be updating (hopefully) twice a week on Mondays and Thursdays. You will NOT see any images of me in the comic except for a censor bar that represents me. Most of the events that take place in the comic are real life events. I might post the occasional photo of me and Winston.<--I can't do that until I buy a new camera. Read and Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: Satisfaction is not guaranteed!
Lexical A.K.A. Lexicalsanctuary the Sarcastic Author
This is the representation of me. You'll will never see a likeness of me in the comic. You will only see a censor bar with arms and legs. If you are unaware, I'm the sarcastic one that teases Winston constantly (I.E. The round speech bubble).
And no, I do not partake in recreational binge drinking.
Winston A.K.A. The talking phone
This is the main character and if you haven't figured that out, you're a little slow. Winston is a phone receiver from my school. He doesn't actually talk. If you believed that, again, you're a little slow. He is always confused by my insanity and tends to get a little frustrated by it. As much has he denies it, I'm rubbing off on him. Slowly he is becoming more and more insane.
The Red Pineapple A.K.A. [INSERT INSULT HERE]
The red Pineapple is an inside joke between my friends and I. He will make a few appearances in the comic. He's the average laid back red pineapple that wears goggle-type sunglasses. He's Winston's Winston. That means Winston confuses him...A lot. And he's probably the only person that Winston meets that actually talks to him. So Winston gets a little "overwhelmed" by it and tends to go a little over board.